Glass Tile Wasn’t Part of the Mess

What else can a person say? I had been looking at this item for at least a year now and my love, Nancy, was about to go crazy if we didn’t get something now. Oh, I’m Jerry, Jerry Nance. I know, that makes my girl Nancy Nance. You laugh, but a lot of fun things have come from conversations that started about just that subject.

Anyway, that’s for another moment. About that thing I’ve been peering into lately, it’s a gift for Nancy. A new car. She needs a Chrysler 300, and to proclaim the truth, I kind of enjoy them myself.

You see, the story is, that when Kaitlyn, our little queen, fell and cut herself next to our glass tile counter tops, we had to hurry her to the hospital and she bled all over Nancy’s car. Pointless to say, blood doesn’t come out quickly and in this instance, not at all. The mosaic glass tile handled it much better and all the blood just cleansed right off. Installing that glass tile backsplash kit last year was a great idea.

But here we are, one bloody automobile, and one year later, and about to be $32,000.00 beans poorer. No stress, my Nancy was a queen and she deserves the world and more. The only hitch was that I didn’t believe in credit, and believe it or not, the car lot wouldn’t take cash. Why you ask? Shoot, I don’t know? Something about all cash transactions over $10,000.00 dollars having to be authorized with the county auditor. Doesn’t make any sense to me, but what can you do about it? Forget it, if they won’t take my money, they won’t sell a vehicle. At least the glass tile in the house is still paying off.